Posing for Playboy

12 Aug

In 2001 I bought Ffloyd (From Imp National at Hop Farm) – at the time he wasn’t called Ffloyd, that came later.

When I adopted him he looked like this:

When Ffloyd first joined our family it was touch and go whether I started a pet cemetery business or get him resprayed!!

When Ffloyd first joined our family it was touch and go whether I started a pet cemetery business or get him resprayed!!

Shortly after moving in with us he had a sex change and then she looked like this:

ffloyd after her sex change - she often used the pseudonym "FAB1"

ffloyd after her sex change – she often used the pseudonym “FAB1” with Johns Imp going under the name “TB4”

and after her makeover like this:

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The maturer Ffloyd after her facelift . Tending to go under the pseudonym “Rhubarb” – TB4 has thus changed his name to “Custard”

Then there’s me; when Ffloyd came to live with us I looked like this:

2001 - wearing pigtails.  I'm assuming this is Southend - with Jason and his friend Somer, my friend Tina

2001 – wearing pigtails. I’m assuming this is Southend – with Jason and his friend Somer, my friend Tina

After her sex change I was looking like this:

me with Ffloyd on a CD cover - now there is a GREAT story!

me with Ffloyd on a CD cover – now there is a GREAT story!

On her return from her facelift I looked pretty much like I do today (it was, after all, only a week ago that she arrived home from rehab).

Me and Ffloyd at Imp 50.  going for a swinging 60s look

Me and Ffloyd at Imp 50. going for a swinging 60s look

Now I have to say I have not lead a particularly snowy white life.  In fact, on occasion It could be better described as kaleidoscopic or iridescent.  But one thing I have never had the opportunity to do is pose for a Playboy centrefold….

………………………

…. unlike Ffloyd!!!

Mayfair Centrefold

Ok, not Playboy , but Mayfair – 1986, vol 23 issue 8. I have the original magazine in full if you don’t believe me !!

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2 Responses to “Posing for Playboy”

  1. In the Pink August 12, 2013 at 5:19 pm #

    no – the only one flashing her open boot is ffloyd!

  2. Rob Liscoe August 12, 2013 at 5:07 pm #

    Are you in it too? 😛

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